- How to Survivify: A Shark Attack
There aren't too many things that could ruin a day at the beach. Well, there are a few: jellyfish, a bad case of sunburn, and of course a shark attack. <Read this with that catchy Jaws theme in your mind - or order it below if you have somehow forgotten it.>
Sharks are out there, my friend, and they're hungry for tasty live snacks. So do yourself a favor and pay attention to the water. Heed any warnings or alerts, and for God's sake don't swim alone between sandbars. See more helpful tips below; the life you save may be your own!
Look on the bright side:
- Hey - sharks need to eat, too! At least you'll have the consolation of knowing that you made one tasty appetizer.
- A lot of people do survive.
- Prosthetics have come a really long way in the last few years.
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Tips from the trenches:
- Um, stay out of the water if you're bleeding.
- Avoid swimming alone in twilight or after dark. Swimming in groups is generally a good idea, whenever you're in the water.
- If you see a shark and can't get out of the water fast enough, try to back up against a rock or reef so that you can see it coming from all angles.
- When all else fails, punch it in the eyes, gills or nose - in that order.
- Keep on fighting the good fight, and perhaps the darn thing will move on to someone who's a little less persistent.
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Survival kit contents:(replenish as often as needed)
- The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
- Dangerous Sea Life of the West Atlantic, Caribbean, and G...
- Shark vs. Train
- Everything Kids' Sharks Book: Dive Into Fun-infested Waters!
- See more
- Shark Week: 20th Anniversary Collection (DVD)
- Jaws (30th Anniversary Edition DVD)
- Shark Tale (Widescreen DVD)
- Shark Week: The Great Bites Collection (DVD)
- Jaws: Music From The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (CD)
- Main Title and First Victim [Jaws] - MP3
- How to Survivify: A Tsunami
- How to Survivify: A Powerful Earthquake
- How to Survivify: A Zombie Attack