Survivify: Living

How to Survivify: A Facebook Game Addiction: Mafia Wars Edition

Do you find yourself spending hours assembling your ideal crew, experimenting with weapons and committing a lot of crimes? If so, let's hope it's because you are playing a lot of Mafia Wars. The game is very intricate with many elements to master, so it's not exactly a Sopranos episode come to life. It's much more like a military-style game with a dark sense of humor. There are fun street thug/enforcer/hit man tasks thrown in, and you will find yourself icing opponents, racking up loyalty points, and learning all about weapons you will most likely never even see in real life. If you do, we don't want to know anything about it!

Look on the bright side:

  • It's a fun way to bond with coworkers.
  • Eventually you will level up for the last time and you'll be free to move on to your next obsession.
  • You can take out your frustrations by virtually murdering any number of strangers.
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Tips from the trenches:

  • Use the toolbar to receive game bonuses and easily monitor energy levels.
  • Invite more friends to play and share the addiction. This will also speed up the game for you.
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Survival kit contents:

(replenish as often as needed)

Words of Wisdom

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. -Michael Corleone
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. -Peter Clemenza (The Godfather)
Say hello to my little friend! -Tony Montana
I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is I have to say it sounds like a huge waste of time. -Betty White