Survivify: Living

How to Survivify: Getting a Cold

You sneeze and stuff.

Look on the bright side:

  • This too shall pass.
  • Colds are expensive, with all the cough drops, tissues and other stuff you have to buy. So yay, you're helping the economy!
  • If you lived in Japan, you'd be up and around with a mask. So enjoy some traditional lazy American sick days.
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Tips from the trenches:

  • Drink plenty of fluids.
  • Sneeze on your ex.
  • Sleep, sleep, sleep. And then sleep some more.
  • Get the flu shot.
  • Watch old House episodes and thank God you don't have some strange, unheard of disease that only a genious can diagnose.
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Words of Wisdom

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick. -Dave Barry
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -Mark Twain
'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes. -Henry David Thoreau