How to Survivify: Winning the Lottery
This will SO happen if you buy one more ticket.
Look on the bright side:
- You get really good at scraping off that silver stuff without gettting it under your nails.
- You get to meet a lot of long lost relatives.
- You won't have to worry about not being invited to parties anymore.
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Tips from the trenches:
- Get all your colleagues at work to go in on tickets with you. The more the merrier. Plus then you won't feel so foolish wasting your money because it is social.
- Latte or ticket? Depends on your caffeine needs.
- Get an unlisted phone number so unwanted relatives and media can't call you.
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Survival kit contents:(replenish as often as needed)
- Lottery-Winners' Guide: When It Happens to You
- Winning The Lottery In Your Spare Time: (With Very Little...
- Private jet
- It Could Happen to You (DVD)
- What Happens in Vegas (Widescreen Edition)
- Winning the Lottery: Tips From the Experts, Tales From th...
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